How to make your death as controversial as possible?

[MAIO]

For instance, leaving a note saying you were doing great but killed yourself to combat global warming as a result of AOC saying how bad people are for the environment etc would be controversial but we can do better. How could you make it as controversial as possible?

 

[Astral316]

Hang naked from a tree with a rose wedged between your ass cheeks and a note in your mouth saying "I did it for her."

Who's "her"?, you'd ask... it'd be a mystery because you never got laid. Score!

 

[BipolarExpat]

Delayed email: "No matter what this appears to be - It's NOT self-inflicted."

Negative: Cops would go after everyone close to you first.

 

[bea1974]

Leave a note that explicitly blames Prince Andrew for sexually abusing you when you were a child.

 

[woxihuanni]

Delayed email: "No matter what this appears to be - It's NOT self-inflicted."

Negative: Cops would go after everyone close to you first.

What you mean by negative? :P I'd love absofuckinglutely nothing better than to know somebody's precious ass would be dragged into the station. Because it is true, it is not self-inflicted. <3

 

[Stan]

Most controversial one I saw was a pensioner in Greece who shot himself in the head outside a government build as the country had just massively reduced their pension.

 

[BipolarExpat]

What you mean by negative? :P I'd love absofuckinglutely nothing better than to know somebody's precious ass would be dragged into the station. Because it is true, it is not self-inflicted. <3

I get that and thought of your (and others') plight when I clicked post. Fair enough. For those of us with loving family members, it'd obviously be a dangerous gamble.

 

[omoidarui]

Leave ur phone unlocked and the screen on a suicide info forum

 

[lllll]

Most controversial one I saw was a pensioner in Greece who shot himself in the head outside a government build as the country had just massively reduced their pension.

Also Self-immolation