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Woman Enjoys Process Of Planning Suicide More Than Actual Suicide Itself

RALEIGH, NC—Feeling somewhat deflated by the event after so much buildup, local woman Dianna Clark confirmed Monday that she found the process of planning suicide far more enjoyable than the suicide itself. “I mean, obviously, I believe the journey is more important than the destination, but I’m...
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