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Edward1

Edward1

Meh!
Sep 18, 2019
267
Christmas jokes so bad, they'll make you want to ctb.
What did the white snow say to the yellow snow?

'Don't take the piss'
 
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_Minsk

_Minsk

death: the cure for life
Dec 9, 2019
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the Christmas party? He had no-body to go with. :haha:
 
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charlottewilts

charlottewilts

read Dostoyevsky
Jun 15, 2019
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here's a burn from my mom this morning:

"we're having calamari for Christmas Eve because i can't be bothered to make cod"

"oh that's fine by me, i prefer invertebrates anyways" (i hate choking on fish bones lol)

"well, you are what you eat"
 

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